1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,200 I'm not going to lie, this is alarming. 2 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:11,440 I just don't know what to do with this point doctor. 3 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:17,600 I don't usually make house calls, but this case is serious. 4 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:26,040 I'm going to need you to describe to me in detail all of the manifestations you've seen. 5 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:33,040 Well doctor, I can tell you that I've seen things that haunt me to this day. 6 00:00:56,040 --> 00:01:12,800 And that's just the tip of the iceberg doctor. 7 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:19,759 This might be the most acute case of CHS ever recorded. 8 00:01:19,759 --> 00:01:22,320 CHS. 9 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:24,920 Chronic Humping Syndrome. 10 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:31,600 Go grab one, we don't have a second to waste. 11 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:51,600 I knew this day would come. 12 00:01:51,600 --> 00:02:15,400 Oh my god, what are you doing? 13 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:22,400 Let go of it. 14 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,720 Doctor, we really have a problem. 15 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:25,720 No we don't. 16 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:26,720 My god, come on. 17 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:27,720 We do have to just stop for five seconds. 18 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:28,720 Just go. 19 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:29,720 No, you're going to fall. 20 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:30,720 Let's go have a chat. 21 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:31,720 You and I. 22 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:48,360 Who are you? 23 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:59,079 Juan, I'm Dr. Nicolette Shea. 24 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:04,080 Your mother and I really need to speak to you. 25 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,840 I specialize in CHS. 26 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,080 Have you ever heard of it? 27 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:10,080 No. 28 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:15,920 CHS is chronic humping syndrome. 29 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:19,520 Only found in men ages 18 to 25. 30 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:22,000 No exceptions. 31 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:29,040 You see Juan, your urges are normal, but the objects of your desires are misplaced. 32 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:36,799 From what I can tell, we have a couple of options here, but our best bet is behavior 33 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:38,440 modification. 34 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:43,920 What that means is we need to retrain you, Juan. 35 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:50,000 I have a series of exercises that might seem uncomfortable at first, maybe even a little 36 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,600 strange. 37 00:03:51,600 --> 00:04:01,760 But if you trust me, I'd like to try them. 38 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:02,760 Are you okay? 39 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:04,760 Juan, no, wait, what are you doing? 40 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:05,760 Stop it. 41 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:06,760 Stop it, Juan. 42 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:07,760 Get off of her. 43 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:08,760 Get off. 44 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:09,760 What are you doing? 45 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:10,760 I'm so sorry. 46 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:11,760 I don't know what to do right now. 47 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:12,760 So sorry. 48 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:20,200 With your permission, I'd like some alone time with him. 49 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:25,800 I'd like to have some experimental methods that I'd like to try. 50 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:35,520 Yeah, yeah, absolutely. 51 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:39,680 Extreme cases deserve extreme treatment. 52 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,680 Strip. 53 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:43,680 Now. 54 00:04:43,680 --> 00:05:03,560 Rub your cock on my stockings. 55 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:04,560 Okay. 56 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:05,560 Okay. 57 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:39,880 That's what I call bad behavior. 58 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,880 Don't move a muscle. 59 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:48,880 Yes, ma'am. 60 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:49,880 Mmm. 61 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:50,880 Mmm. 62 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:51,880 Mmm. 63 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:52,880 Mmm. 64 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:53,880 Mmm. 65 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:54,880 Mmm. 66 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:55,880 Mmm. 67 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:56,880 Mmm. 68 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:57,880 Mmm. 69 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:58,880 Mmm. 70 00:05:58,880 --> 00:05:59,880 Mmm. 71 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:00,880 Mmm. 72 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:01,880 Mmm. 73 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:02,880 Mmm. 74 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:03,880 Mmm. 75 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:04,880 Mmm. 76 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,560 Mmmm. 77 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:10,060 Mmmm. 78 00:06:10,060 --> 00:06:14,460 Oh, my God. 79 00:06:14,460 --> 00:06:17,460 Mmmm. 80 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:21,460 Mmmm. 81 00:06:21,460 --> 00:06:22,460 Mmm. 82 00:06:22,460 --> 00:06:23,460 Mmm. 83 00:06:23,460 --> 00:06:24,460 Mmm. 84 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:25,460 Mmm. 85 00:06:25,460 --> 00:06:26,480 Mmm. 86 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:27,480 Mmm. 87 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:28,480 Mmm. 88 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:29,480 Mmm. 89 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:30,480 Ah, yeah. 90 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:32,480 Mmm. 91 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,480 Some big, big‑boogie cocoa? 92 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:45,480 Oh. 93 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:47,480 Mm. 94 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:51,480 Mmm. 95 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:56,480 Ah! 96 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:58,480 Mm. 97 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,480 Oh 98 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:31,480 Oh 99 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,960 Why you gonna be a good boy 100 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,480 Oh 101 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:14,400 You college kids are so horny 102 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:31,480 Oh 103 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,480 Oh 104 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:31,480 Oh 105 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:11,120 Oh, yeah worship those fucking 106 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,480 Oh 107 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:06,400 Oh, we need a little bit more time with him. Oh my god, what are you doing? 108 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,480 Oh 109 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,480 Oh 110 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:58,540 Yeah, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Oh 111 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:06,480 Oh, it feels so good. 112 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:36,480 Oh, yes. 113 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:41,480 Oh, oh, oh. 114 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:45,480 Oh, yes. 115 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:50,480 Oh, oh, oh. 116 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:54,480 Oh, oh, oh. 117 00:13:54,480 --> 00:14:06,480 Oh, oh, oh. 118 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,480 Okay. 119 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:13,480 Mm-hmm. 120 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:16,480 Ah, ah. 121 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,480 Yes, yes. 122 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,480 Oh, it's so good. 123 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:24,480 Mm-hmm. 124 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,480 Mm-hmm. 125 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,480 Mm-hmm. 126 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:32,480 Oh, yes. 127 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,480 Oh, oh, oh. 128 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:40,480 Oh, oh, oh. 129 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,480 Oh, yes. 130 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,480 Mm-hmm. 131 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:49,480 Oh, oh. 132 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:54,480 Oh, fuck. 133 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,480 Oh, yes. 134 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,480 Oh, yes. 135 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,480 Oh, oh. 136 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,480 Oh, yes. 137 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,480 Mm-hmm. 138 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,480 Mm-hmm. 139 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,480 Oh, yes. 140 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,480 Keep fucking me. 141 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,480 Oh, yes. Don't stop. 142 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,480 Oh, fuck. 143 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:20,480 Oh, oh, oh, yes. 144 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:23,480 Oh, oh. 145 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,480 Just a sugar dirty on the bone. 146 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,480 Oh, yes. 147 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:32,480 Oh, oh. 148 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,480 Oh, yes. 149 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:37,480 Oh, oh, fine. 150 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:40,480 Oh, oh. 151 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,480 Yes, yes, yes. 152 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:45,480 Oh, fuck. 153 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:48,480 Oh, fuck, yeah. 154 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,480 Oh, oh. 155 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:54,480 Oh, oh. 156 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:57,480 Oh, fuck. 157 00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:00,480 Oh, oh. 158 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,480 Oh, yes. 159 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:06,480 Oh, fuck. 160 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:09,480 Oh, oh. 161 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,480 Oh, fuck. 162 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:15,480 Yes, no. 163 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,480 Oh, fuck. 164 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,480 Mm-hmm. 165 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,480 Oh, fuck. 166 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:26,480 Oh, oh. 167 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,480 Oh, yeah. 168 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,480 Oh, fuck. 169 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,480 Mm-hmm. 170 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:36,480 Oh, yes. 171 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:41,480 Oh, oh, oh, my god, yeah. 172 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:44,480 Oh, yes, you fucked me so bad. 173 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:49,480 Oh, oh, fuck. 174 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,480 Yes. 175 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,480 Oh, oh. 176 00:16:54,480 --> 00:17:00,480 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, right there. 177 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:03,480 Oh, oh, my god, yeah. 178 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,480 Oh, fuck. 179 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:09,480 Yes, yes, yes. 180 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:12,480 Oh, fuck, yeah. 181 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:15,480 Oh, my god. 182 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:19,480 Oh, oh, yes, put it back in. 183 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:22,480 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yes. 184 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,480 Mm-hmm. 185 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,480 Mm-hmm. 186 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,480 Ah, ah, ah. 187 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,480 Ah, ah, ah. 188 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,480 Ah, ah, ah. 189 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,480 Oh, yes. 190 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:42,480 Ah, ah, ah. 191 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:45,480 Oh, yes. 192 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:48,480 Ah, ah, ah. 193 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,480 Oh, fuck. 194 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:55,480 Ah, ah, ah. 195 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:59,480 Ah, ah, ah. 196 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:03,480 Mm-hmm, yes. 197 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,480 Ah, ah, ah. 198 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,480 Ah, ah, ah. 199 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,480 Ah, yes, fuck, we must see. 200 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,480 Oh, yeah. 201 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:17,480 Oh, fuck. 202 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,480 Ah, ah, ah. 203 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,480 Yes, yes, yes. 204 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,480 Mm-hmm. 205 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:27,480 Ah, ah, ah. 206 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,480 Yes, yes. 207 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,480 Oh, oh, oh. 208 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,480 Ah, ah, ah. 209 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:38,480 Ah, ah, ah. 210 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:41,480 Ah, oh, fuck, yes. 211 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:44,480 Oh, fuck, it feels so good. 212 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,480 Ah, ah, ah. 213 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,480 Ah, ah, ah. 214 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,480 Ah, ah, ah. 215 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,480 Ah, ah, ah. 216 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,480 Ah, ah, ah. 217 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,480 Ah, ah, ah. 218 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,480 Ah, fuck, yeah. 219 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,480 Ah, fuck, yeah. 220 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,480 Mm-hmm. 221 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,480 Ah, fuck. 222 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,480 Mm, yes. 223 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:14,480 Ah, ah, ah. 224 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,480 Ah, yes. 225 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,480 Ah, ah, ah. 226 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,480 Oh, my God, yes. 227 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,480 Ah, yes. 228 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,480 Oh, help me, baby, help me. 229 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,480 Oh, yes. 230 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,480 Mm, oh, yes. 231 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:32,480 Ah, ah, ah. 232 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,480 Ah, ah, ah. 233 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,480 Ah, yes. 234 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,480 Yes, yes, yes. 235 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,480 Ah, ah, ah. 236 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,480 Oh, fuck, yeah. 237 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,480 Ah, ah, ah. 238 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,480 Yes, fuck. 239 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,480 Ah, ah, ah. 240 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,480 Ah, ah, ah. 241 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,480 Oh, my God, yeah. 242 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,480 Mm-hmm. 243 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,480 Mm-hmm. 244 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,480 Ah, ah, ah. 245 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,480 Oh, fuck. 246 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,480 Ah, ah, ah. 247 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,480 Yes, yes. 248 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,480 Ah, ah, ah. 249 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,480 Ah, ah, ah. 250 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,480 Ah, fuck. 251 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,480 Ah, ah, ah. 252 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,480 Ah, fuck. 253 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,480 Mm-hmm. 254 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,480 Mm-hmm. 255 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,480 Ah, ah, ah. 256 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,480 Mm, mm. 257 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,480 Mm-hmm. 258 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,480 Mm-hmm. 259 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,480 So, am I cured? 260 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,480 I don't know. 261 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,480 I have a pain, guys. 262 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,480 Oh, shit. 263 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,480 Oh, my God, what kind of treatment is this? 264 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,480 This is worse than before. 265 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,480 Ah. 266 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,480 Ah. 267 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,480 Oh, shit. 268 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,480 Oh, shit. 269 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,480 Oh, shit. 270 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,480 Oh, shit. 271 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,480 Oh, shit.